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Weekly Horoscope: April 5th-April 11th 2021

We love Sunsigns.com weekly horoscopes and think you might too! “Free Weekly Horoscopes.” SunSigns.com, 2021, www.sunsigns.com/horoscopes/weekly.   Weekly Horoscope: April 5th-April 11th 2021  AQUARIUS JAN. 20-FEB. 18 Slowness is a virtue at the start of the week -- it encourages thoughtfulness, and the more thoughtful you are, the more emotionally exposed you feel. But rest assured that no one but you can tell what's going on deep in your brain. Wednesday and Thursday will be relatively social days, although you won't be surrounded by strangers, you'll be surrounded by people you love and trust. Friday is a big day at work and on...

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Weekly Horoscope: March 29th-April 4th 2021

We love Sunsigns.com weekly horoscopes and think you might too! “Free Weekly Horoscopes.” SunSigns.com, 2021, www.sunsigns.com/horoscopes/weekly.   Weekly Horoscope: March 29th-April 4th 2021  AQUARIUS JAN. 20-FEB. 18 An extraordinary discovery about the most ordinary person you know rocks your world on Monday. All your fixed ideas? Out the window they go! It's exciting when these things happen, and also a bit unnerving. It's a cliche, but it's true: You never know whom you're dealing with. It's especially true on Wednesday and Thursday, in reference to a business deal. (If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.) On...

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Your November 2019 Horoscope

Your November 2019 Horoscope

Jessica Lanyadoo shares what's in store for you this November! Lanyadoo, Jessica “November 2019.” Web blog post. www.lovelanyadoo.com. Lanyadoo, October 31st, 2019. Web. October, 31st, 2019 Zodiac sleep masks, $29    AQUARIUS JAN. 20-FEB. 18 Relationships are complicated: They grow and change without any assurances, and it’s hard to know what’s right. This month you may need to let go of an outworn dynamic—but not the whole relationship—and change your expectations, so your collective progress doesn’t feel forced. Whatever it looks like, this is your moment to adapt, Aquarius. Slow down and compassionately consider what your next moves need to be.  PISCES FEB. 19-MARCH...

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Your October 2019 Horoscope

Your October 2019 Horoscope

Jessica Lanyadoo shares what's in store for you this October! Lanyadoo, Jessica “October 2019.” Web blog post. www.lovelanyadoo.com. Lanyadoo, September 30th, 2019. Web. September, 30th, 2019 Zodiac sleep masks, $29    If you find yourself questioning everything at the start of this month, you can blame it on the stars. October kicks off with some destabilizing energy that will require you to be more honest with yourself than you may be comfortable with. Although it likely won’t be fun, it will help you to get ready for the full moon on October 13, when it’s time to let go of what you’ve outgrown. Prioritize...

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